OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
Not a fireman, but good enough for last night.
Are you okay?
Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.
Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
I don't care if he's straight, his cock will be in my mouth by midnight. Like a closeted Cinderella.
The highlight of my night was definitely explaining the bandaid on my nipple.
The water at the venue tasted HORRIBLE so I just kept drinking booze. It was like the medievals.
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
my grandma just gave me a shoebox fulled to the top with tootsie rolls and condoms with a not that said "enjoy college, find a big cock" i'm not sure how I feel about this
I really wanna just be like, can you just eat me out and stop whining
I think that would solve a million problems
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
Does it look too obvious if I buy wine and candles!?! In my defense there is a gigantic snow storm coming.
he asked me why I let you steal the gnome, and you jumped out of the bathroom, yelled "you know why!" and ran outside with said gnome
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