I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
I'll bet she douches with gravy.
Oh my god he is having a sentimental moment right now.
He just sent me like a really heartfelt confession of love in which he ended with "make the apt, I'll hold your hand while you get your clit pierced."
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
Drank beer out of a hotwheels bucket all night
I'm using process of elimination to determine which of our neighbors i fucked last night.
It's pretty bad that I know he's opening his door from the way it squeaks because I have snuck out of his room so many times this semester...
I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
just 'accidentally' changed my relationship status to 'in an open relationship' just to see what offers I might get if I were to dump him. it's not looking good
I remember telling you it was cold out because the sun was going to explode and people were going to fight for corn. I feel I've mislead you.
Now that I'm hitting my bong, I realized I haven't missed something so much in a long time. I love Thomas the Dank Engine.
Sometimes I just want to serenade his penis with cheesy 80s songs.
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It's important.
I have need of you to return home with haste, as I require the magical capsules you possess to relieve the posterior pain I am living. I battle this demon with stubborn grit, however I feel that defeat is on the horizon.
Randomize
