Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
I just peeled a layer of cum off my eyelid. Don't even tell me that's not why you came over
85% positive I just found a hair of a certain variety wayyy in the back of my mouth between two teeth while flossing.
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
My little brother just suggested we drink the rest of the vodka because it's raining. My job is complete.
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
Next time we include dessert condiments into our sex life we can fuck up my sheets. It's only fair.
Do not try to steal a picnic table from a park, all you will end up with are sore arms and broken dreams.
Fun fact: You might be drunk if your vision is so blurry that you almost ask "do you know where my glasses are?" while you're wearing them.
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