Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
Stoned at DSW. SO MANY SHOES! THEY'RE FREAKING ME OUT.
if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
we were dressed as cave people and he kept telling everybody i was so easy a caveman could do it.
does my mom think that having an ed hardy lighter is going to get her laid?
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
did you really just refer to me me as an old fashioned penis?
Nothing says 'good morning' like waking up only to realize this chick was watching you sleep. She's crazy
We'll wreck the fuck out of my furniture. How often does one really get the chance to fuck through a table with no negative consequences?
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
I'm at the level of despair that only Panda Express can fix
How many Wendy's frosties do you think it would take to fill a bathtub?
i got home safe but then alex started a fire so now we're at the hospital
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
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