Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
I wouldnt consider it a good Wednesday if there wasn't any projectile vomit involved
I wish there was a non slutty way to ask the guys across the hall if i can copy their men's bathroom key so I have one for my one night stands
bitch got booty called while we were making out. and then she actually left.
REAL PEOPLE DRINK 3 BEERS ALONE WILL WATCHING THE LIFETIME MOVIE ABOUT PRINCE WILLIAM AND KATE MIDDLETON
Ya, because touching his brother's face for 20 minutes in front of him wasn't bad enough, I also threw up in his garden and stole like 10 of his shirts before I left. But I fed his dog, so it's okay.
Come on, without my personality, I'm a pretty good one night stand.
I gave up yolo and cigarettes for lent. I owe god a sincere apology.
DO IT, or I'll send you pictures of my hickey to remind you of your loneliness
i just remember sliding through the snow and yelling i love america before puking on the oncoming cars
Why did I wake up with condoms on all my fingers?
Considering the girl you hooked up with, I'd be concerned about not having one on your penis.
Shut the fuck up. It's not the end of the world. Now come get your asshole bleached with me or we're not roommates anymore.
you're now officially the 3000 mile booty call. congrats.
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
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