How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
he left me a 6 minute video of him peeling a clementine listening to justin bieber
The doctor wrote 'condom retrieval' on my discharge paper.
I thought the one perk of the low caliber of men I've slept with thus far in my college career is that I would never run into them in the library. I've been here for ten minutes and we're on number three.
I LOVE DRINKING BOOZE OUT OF A FUCKING LAMP
In the bath trying to absorb water through my skin because I can't drink it.. That hungover
While I was sneeking out of her apartment, there was a giant cage with a parrot in it. I half expected it to squak "hit and run...hit and run."
i told him I'd let him eat part of a weed cookie out of my cleavage, so he pulled over like a gentleman.
Drugs are gluten free tho, right?
Seeing your boyfriend, side piece, and great white buffalo, all in one night? Its a sign right?
Proceed with caution.
I just ordered a onesie on amazon in the back of the ambulance while my patient was sleeping. I'm an adult
I take Paypal, cash, sexual favors, and roasted red potatoes with garlic as payment. You choose.
You had sex with a Scottish dude with a peg leg....how could I NOT tell that story??
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