I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.
And what brought this epiphany?
I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later
Im watching hello kitty on qvc debating if its a good idea to cook bagel bites on my space heater
I've been here 20 minutes and some creepy old man told me he wanted to know what my insides felt like. I hate gay bars.
Woke up at 4:30am to my little brother shaking me. Apparently I fell asleep naked on my kitchen table waiting for the toaster to pop. 2 years of college completed and i still havent learned my drinking limit...
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
On the plus side I got to ride in a fire truck and I didn't have to blow anybody for it
That's what I'm here for. To bitch slap you into believing in yourself.
would you say our friendship is at the "help each other shave animal patterns in each other's pubes" phase?
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
My gynaecologist hit my g-spot today by accident and for some reason I went "at least someone found it" VERY AWKWARD
She asked the bartender for "7 shots of something fruity" and long story short the bartender punched me in the face. Chivalry is stupid.
He is more interested in finding his sweater than he is in having sex with me. It better be a great fucking sweater.
We both shit in the same closet in Santa Fe. Nothing is sacred anymore.
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
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