Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
Is it necrophilia if we're both dead?
Well maybe next time you won't tell me to do whatever I want.
So we walked by this chick's house and she starts yelling at her boyfriend "STOP HITTING ME WITH YOUR DICK"
just gave him road head on the way home IN A SNOW STORM..good thing we didn't crash or I'd be dead. I DIDN'T HAVE MY SEATBELT ON
clearly you have your priorities straight
I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
Night. I'll wake u up at 6 with the unfinnished vodka bottle so be prepared young grasshoper. U have much to learn.
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
Finally hooked up w/ that yoga instructor chick. Got a little more than I expected. Like a full on bush more than I expected. How do you tell a girl that her bush scares you?
Before you started puking your brains out, you took a moment to give me the correct order of the Harry potter series
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
Let's drink lean at the 5 seconds of summer concert. Give the teens a glimpse into their future as dysfunctional adults holding desperately onto their youth. You in?
About to go make a man out of a 24 year old boy
As I shove my ninth taquito of the day into my mouth...
Picking our battles
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
I'll text you when I have a mental breakdown about it.
Please do.
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