Shaq going to Cleveland; Vince Carter to the Magic; Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett, and Ed McMahon die.... ARMAGEDDON IS UPON US!!!!!
he borrowed my computer and saw his name in my recent google searches. Things got awkward real fast.
Wow, Pearl Harbor and The Notebook are on. Its like the Im going to kill myself marathon.
defrosting a beer in the microwave. no sparks so far.
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
I never thought to pass out in a hotel lobby rather then paying for a hotel room until you taught me that's acceptable at the Hilton
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
Just signed my boyfriend up on a dating website so I could officially have a reason to leave him for my hot neighbor.
Nothing quite like coming out of an alcohol induced blackout walking down Spruill Avenue carrying a silver briefcase full of IT tools you don't know where they came from. This is my life.
Why the hell did you invite him? He's gonna bring two more inches of dick and zero fun.
Also, I just realized you seduced me while in a batman onesie... Well done, sir. Well done.
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
O was like, nah, fuck 50-50. My version of bi is that i'm 80% gay, 20% drug-addled decisions. Apparently he's straight on hallucinogens.
I'm floating on a 30mph cloud right now not giving a fuck
I woke up next to a Big Mac box.. And had no sheets or clothes on. The night was a success I think.
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