# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
It was like a little tadpole swimming in the big ocean.
it's like your virginity...sometimes you have to pretend like it's still there
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
I started making my dollar bills into rings for the strippers
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
It's like....nice talking about real estate but your son gave me herpes
Ikeep having to ask jim if I'm actually talking. I canmt feel my body...this is what Christmas is all about
We bonded over the fact that we each, separately, got arrested on the same weekend.
You made a course evaluation for your vagina? Wow. You really are a professor now.
Her vagina was like a painting you can put your face in.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
I slapped him but he didn't wake up. He just nuzzled my head, hugged me closer, and smiled.
I've never SEEN someone give negative fucks before. It's actually rather impressive. I want to study under them.
I haven't showered. And am sitting in the office smelling like a beer can someone's been using as an ash tray.
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