Crown is evil. It plays hide and seek with my morals
don't ever try to run hungover. just puked mid-run in front of an old couple that were going for a walk. they were horrified.
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
When the tupperware hit the highway it was like a vomit bomb
she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
Really, thanks for buying me caribou, it helped me out. Today will forever be the day I threw up in a caribou cup in the skyway outside of chipotle.
You guys can't keep having sex with them and cleaning their house! They're never going to take you seriously!
I have full custody of my vagina however you are granted visiting hours
I can feel the judgmental stares of Christians from around the world right now.
She said you told her you were ready to be a dad. We just got back from our purchase of the morning after pill. That took me 2 hours of convincing. No more fucking my sister.
1. Thanks. 2. No.
She tried to gratify me left handed. Let's just say I've been placed on the 15 day DL.
"What's your dick like homie" is not really an acceptable thing to say out loud
But I'm currently thinking of all my bad decision making last night and giving myself a time out.
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
The only thing that makes a night with half a bottle of cheap vodka is the other half of that bottle of cheap vodka.
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