is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
here I sit at Southern Illinois' finest pubs and I thought I heard your laugh. I was sadly astonished to turn and find a midget cracking herself up reading the label on her can of chewing tobacco...
I wonder what it would be like to be a slice of cheese.
I woke up hungover and opened my laptop to find that i had googled alcoholism again
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
I'm not drunk enough to eat silly string
Oh you know, watching its always sunny and petting his cat and NOT fucking. I'm starting my whorefree 2012 resolution early.
you're avoiding the subject, i want to know how you ended up at the strip club with the dog, fucker
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
I'm sorry you caught us fucking in your bathroom. If it makes you feel any better when I tried to put my pants back on I dropped them in the toilet.
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
He was tripping his balls off and kept aggressively saying SIT ON MY FACE. 5 hours and countless orgasms later I've decided I must never let this man go.
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
If not, I can murder my liver twice...it's like a cat, it has 9 lives
I’m sorry I pressured you for dick pics.
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