My little brother has some high school girls in my pool, it's like a jailbait buffet in my backyard
Hooked up with my old baby sitter last night, so what do I do? As I was sucking her tits I decided it would be a good idea to say " goo goo gah gah"....it wasn't a good idea.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
My tally is now official: I have been drunk every weekend since 2008. Cheers.
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples
Both his mom and his sister were hitting on me when I stopped by today. He isn't a real friend anyway, right?
I've been drunk in my life. But I've never been "crying in 5 Guys at 1 in the afternoon" drunk
Ok in all seriousness. Alcohol intake is now restricted for me. I found handcuffs in my trunk.
can't believe I traded a good night's sleep and a midterm for your blurry tits
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
I was looking at the storm clouds during my run and one oddly resembled ur penis
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
Believe me honey Imma fuck the discount out of at least one plastic surgeon in my life
Typical Sunday morning text...are you alive?
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