does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
My financial advisor pointed out that 37% of my income is currently going towards "non-essential food items"
That's banker lingo for "you're an alcoholic"
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
This from the guy I found eating salad out of a pot lid in his boxers on his porch last night.
I succsesfully kept my nipples in my dress all night. Even when I got in a fight. I was made for the bar.
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
If I ever look like I'm about to have a repeat of last night, hit me. Just smack me as hard as you can.
Can I chase this vodka with an onion?
Feels like I ran a marathon last night. A tequila marathon.
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
I’ve got a lot of questions but the first one has to be where you got the flame thrower.
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