So I just went home and made my own spanx by cutting the legs off of a pair of nylons. I'm either a genius or missed my calling to live in a trailer park.
remember tomorrow: you burned the inside of your nose with incense. it hurt.
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Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
You called information & said "connect me to johnny depp" when they told u it wasn't listed u said " try depp comma johnny he's expecting my call"
So he didn't pull out. And I like flipped out. And the he told me to chill and opened up a drawer full of packs of Plan B and handed me one.......
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
So I found "Fat chicks in saran wrap" in my search history.
That's all you talk about when you are wasted.
I'll be on pinterest all night planning crafty things to do with my cats in 10 years.
It was like being fucked by the god of thunder, he gained power from the storm. I took a Plan B because I don't think regular birth control will stop Thor's sperm.
can we just pause for one second and address the fact that balls were out last night
I asked if he wanted to sext and he just started sending me pictures of his beard.
I have invented a new game to play on campus. It's called "Mormons or Pledges?" It's fantastic.
His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
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