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before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
I'm drinking margaritas out of a soup mug, of course I'm going to get wasted
just realized we made a drinking game to how many times they say "hakuna matata" in the lion king last night... hello sophomore year.
She started licking your face, then you turned to me and said "I guess thats my cue", and you proceeded to hook up with her.
There's nothing like sitting directly behind someone you fucked 5 years ago at church on Easter Sunday
I want to let you in on my two latest life goals. Have a photograph of me squirting whipped cream into a midget's mouth, and have sex on a roof.
She kept sniffing my sweater and tried to guess what type of detergent I use.
im going to hold it over his head for all of eternity. when his children are born i am going to go to the hospital as his wife is giving birth and shove the picture in the childs face, so the first time they see their father is in a drunken stupor looking like a jackass.
I can affiliate each flavor of Copenhagen to a different one night stand. I really love Texas.
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
I called plan parenthood at 407 am... Guess I was thinking ahead
He goes "what would you say if I told you I like to get it in?" def a potential soulmate right there.
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