big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
i just realized the only form of arm exercise i get is holding my arms up in the stand up tanning booth
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
I thought the one perk of the low caliber of men I've slept with thus far in my college career is that I would never run into them in the library. I've been here for ten minutes and we're on number three.
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
............HELP Ive been abducted by vodka and its poisoning my brain fat chicks are getting cute and i slept with my sisters friend who slightly resembles john kerry....,,help
No, we will not be going out tonight. We are trying to grow the toy donkey in whiskey rather than water. Serious fucking science. Have fun at the boring bar while we Bill Nye it up in this bitch.
My dad used the quotation mark gesture with his hands when he asked how my "roommate" was doing.
That may be because I drunkenly sent him a pick of you two curled up together like kittens. Two very buff kittens.
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
Look, as flattering as it is, I'm getting a little tired of being everyone's go-to girl for a threesome.
I currently look like a drunken mermaid, god I love beach parties.
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
I mean I've only met the girl once and she was trying to slit some guys tires.
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
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