i told him that if he starts being sappy its friends = off. he called me jerkface and drew on me w permanent marker. im either in love w him or we are twelve.
After we had sex, she played this little piggy with my toes
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
he came over wasted, used the bathroom, drank some water, and fell asleep holding my hand. what kind of a fuck buddy does that??
She was drinking straight whiskey out of her peacock shaped vase again.
sorry can't. you know Saturday is the masturbating day for single sorority girls here.
Things are burning & the world smells of peanut butter. It's beautiful.
how is telling me how long you drunkenly fucked someone supposed to make me miss you?
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
You could become Eskimo brothers with my dad. How can you pass that up? You pussy.
I think the closest to heaven you can get in this world is your morning dump after a night of Molly
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
I know he works a lot but c'mon man. I 69'd you the first week we boned. Put a little effort in. Fuck.
At some point the phrase "I've hit rock bottom" stopped having a meaning and became my general state of life
And then she proceeded to tell us that blowing your brother made her feel like part of the family. At this point you were still pretending to be a cat. Need I give another reason she can't live with us?
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