I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
i tried to hook up with a mom and then her husband came with num chucks
okay, certainly we can't screw this up, and even as I type, I know we will
Her bed is on wheels, so we woke up in the kitchen.
there seems to be a considerable amount of hair missing from my left hand. i may have lit it on fire again
Multiple bruises and a hell of a headache later, I have still to find out where the fuck I picked up the bottom half of a mannequin.
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
Omg, you would have loved the guy I almost hit with my car tonight
i'll llet you know if at any point this night starts to make any sense
I didn't even have pants on and you think I had an agenda
They're either celebrating their tax money or trying to kill each other.
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
Sometimes you have good days, sometimes m you delete 360 screenshots off your camera roll.
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
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