These people need to leave so I can have rum and Doritos at work like every other American.
my mom just told me how she used to love having sex while stoned. wtf.
Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
dude i just figured out that the tostitos sign is two people eating chips and salsa. being high totally pays off sometimes
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
I just want a guy that likes cats and is willing to get a vasectomy. IS THAT SO MUCH TO ASK?!
Her dad high fived me on the way out the door. Not the reaction i expected after she came so loud.
My makeup looks extraordinary for nine tequila shots, running four blocks, falling asleep with my face in the toilet, and doing the walk of shame across campus in the rain. And to think I'm single.
Is it frowned upon to puke at Keeneland while you're betting on horses or is it just whatev
Yes, yes I will fake crap in his house for you.
Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
sex in a hospital.. check
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
So I paid Bumble $10 to see who liked my profile for a month. Cheap, easy dick. It's all about the economics, yo.
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
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