YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
remember when you found twisted pleasure condoms in my parents bathroom? theyre gone.
Dude. Muppets take manhattan on netflix instant. Pass my midterm or relive my childhood? Tough decision.
I think the world might be a better place if everyone was capable of having open relationships.
I mean, I'd wanted to go skinny dipping, hook up with him and have sex on a beach, so last night I basically killed 3 birds with one super slutty stone.
He apologized for his naked psychotic episode and then we had goodbye sex on his sailboat
I caught them hiding behind a car trying to have sex.
Is it acceptable I'm laying in bed drinking airplane bottles?
In our world? Yes, but I'm disappointed yoiu are wasting airplane bottles. Save them for sneaky occasions
its warm now so i can go back to sleeping with guys based on their fuckability rather than how much warmth they generate.
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
Can I tell you that I just incorporated the spice girls in my sexting and you not judge me
I woke up on some strangers couch covered in salad mix and oatmeal cream pies. The struggle is absolutely real.
Just learned that the cute guy I've been flirting with at the beach this whole time is actually an inmate working in the community instead of being in prison.. My life is unreal
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
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