IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
i love how i spend my mornings exploring my phone to see what i did last night.
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
He had a stripper pole in his bedroom. I didn't know whether to be impressed or creeped out.
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
I ended up with a bullet proof vest and I still don't know his last name.
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
i think i need to institute a "if your dick has been in my mouth this year i get a xmas present" policy
Crappy Mother's Day to you! Those of us who don't have children fill the void with hot sex, sleeping in, more sex, leisurely suntanning, foreign travel, overseas sex, paying cash for sports cars, watching TV, having sex on the floor in front of TV porn, lounging around the house, or whatever the hell we want.
Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
Oh and an honorable mention for your father's porn collection. Things I'll never forget.
And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
There is blood all over my sheets and no discernible source.
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