Why don't I have your new number? And who have I been texting?
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
You compared your dick to a twizzler. In no way, shape, or form is that a turn on.
Nah, I'm just going to keep fucking him until he realizes we're perfect for each other.
i know this sounds kinda weird but his cock smelled like fabric softener. it was so refreshing.
someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
Before attempting to fly away into the night you asked me to take care of your sister. I agreed.
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
Horrible. I told her my girlfriend is in the hospital and she tried to give me a lapdance.
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
if i cared i wouldnt have woken you up by pouring a bottle of soy sauce on you.
is that what this stuff is?
We had sex in the morning in pregnant lady position. Like fuck me like the hott piece of ass that I am, not your wife of 7 years.
One day I'm gonna have to send my roommate a "sorry I got high and forgot you were in the room and masturbated next to you" fruit basket
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
Our livers get a hall pass for 2020, right?
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