Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
I hope no one judges me for becoming a facebook fan of "Adderall" at 5:49 AM...
as he left, i held up my fist and said "pound it out" and he was like "are you serious, we just had sex..."
I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
the cops who came hadnt heard yet. when we told them they sang the star spangled banner with us
You know summer is almost over when ur school booty calls start hitting u up as if solidifying their spot in drunken mistakes for next semester
Two people confessed their love to me last night. Drunk is a good color on me
You took off all your clothes to try on her fur coat and then punched me when I said you couldn't wear it to bed.
There is a chick wearing some guy's shirt wrapped around her waist as a skirt... She's flashing her panties to everyone as she sings karaoke. You need to get here.
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
At one point I believe I was despencing medical advice while wearing a sombrero and a hulk hand
he had to stop me from eating snow off the street on the way back to pick up our cars. that's how hungover i am.
my night went from a boring school play to hotboxing a car with 3 criminals
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