your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
No, I didn't like him that much. But I took one for the team. And by the team I mean me and my vagina.
well if I unknowingly shoved my hand up someones ass, I'm glad it was yours
andd if someone unknowingly shoved their hand up my ass without me knowing, im glad it was you
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
Come get her ASAP. She's "people bowling," which is just her rolling into random groups of people. People look pissed.
She had cheddar bay biscuits in her purse. Biscuits, Id and cash. I'm gonna marry her.
I just want a teacup pet pig so I can take him to parties with me and never have to walk home alone again.
Also-when I die, I want it to be with my arms above my head so that when rigor mortis sets in, my breasts are perky.
i knew my hormones were back to normal when i went to ikea and didn't want to fuck any of the workers
dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
You informed me your place was now a nudist colony and unless I was there to drink schnapps with the cat I had to strip.
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
I found my wallet. Still have no idea when I put mad dog in my steel water bottle, though...
You could cut the tension with my nipples.
What does it mean when the bartender gives you 4 straws?
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