Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
Taking back a box of condoms is possibly the most depressing thing i've ever done
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
Im thinking about quitting weed for my dog
Have you asked your drug dealer if he wants to see harry potter with you?
He was trying to be aggressive in bed, but in reality, it was like watching a declawed cat try to climb a curtain. They WANT it, they just can't DO it.
is it sad that i can honestly say it was the best birthday sex i've ever had and it was still terrible?
I got us chalkboard mugs. Now whoever comes home with us can feel comfortable in the morning! I am too considerate to my one-night stands...
Everybody shut up a minute, we need to discuss how much nicer the world would be if pants weren't a thing.
I really shouldn't have to tell you to stop banging your lightsaber on everything while we are in college.
So apparently I was a completely different person lastnight, one who drinks scotch and makes out with 55 year old men who look like inspector gadget
when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
Yeah she's a complete bitch. But I mostly hate her because she hijacked my fuck buddy.
We need to get me chipped asap
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