that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
You're boyfriend is farting in his sleep. The last one sounded like a threat.
sometimes i really wish you were a nugget.
Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
I just got a standing ovation when i made it to work on New Years Day. good thing?
you gave the police officer your chanel wallet and said 'just keep it the i.d. is fake too'.
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
When you wake up in your dorm right outside your room with the key in the door, then you will understand my pain.
WHY ARE YOU SMOKING WEED WHEN YOU JUST HAD A STROKE. AND MORE IMPORTANTLY WHY ARE YOU DOING IT WITHOUT ME.
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
You kept saying "this bitch", mumbled incoherently for like 5 minutes, took a shot, and kept going.
Did you fill my inhaler with tequila?
Yeah, so?
i just called dibs on the taxi driver at the bar that isnt drinking. im a grown up
just showered sitting down cuz standing seemed like too much work, thursdays need to stop making me their bitch.
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