I bought the tickets, he brought the weed. thanks to you, we had to roll a joint out of my bible paper.
somehow I got talked into dressing up like a hot dog, spinning around ten times, and shooting lay ups in front of thousands of students
no you cant smoke seaweed
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for
You were saying you didn't want to go home and insisted that I drop you guys off at your uncles. That's how you ended up sleeping on a porch with two dudes
I just dumped bong water and Bacardi out of my purse into the trash can. Everything in my purse is soaked. I hate Sundays.
This is where you say "Why yes we will drink with reckless abandon and hopefully not be in a church parking lot again."
Finding that toy duck there was weird right?
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
I can't even masturbate without crying fuck this break up
Is that a question you really want to ask or do you just want to tell you that I can't walk without feeling like my legs are collapsing underneath me
I think I just figured out how to make weed tea in the coffeemaker.
There's just no proper way to thank a man for that many consecutive orgasims.
I may have dislocated my hip getting fucked on the bathroom counter
i just found a pair of your underwear stuffed behind my harry potter books...was that on purpose?
haha no, it was majik
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