Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories
I don't see you I see the memories. All the time
Your mouth is God's brothel.
me texting you is like we have secret walkie talkies.
she said if I bought her franzia she would blow me, and she would fuck me if I splurged on martini and rossi. Franzia it is
Class is significantly more awkward when you know that your teacher knows what you look like with your legs behind your head... Just saying.
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
My vagina just recognized that song.
He spent 6 hours at the ER after crashing a motorcycle and still came to the bar, Ofcourse I went home with him. He's my hero.
Lying on this bed is like lying on love and marshmallows and joy
I say go for the trifecta and maybe you'll get a medal or something. Or a baby. That's like the same thing right?
I have got to stop letting people hang ornaments from my nipple ring.
Tis the season.
Not to mention I think lunch is a little inappropriate when our relationship is only based on Mario kart and alcohol so far...
You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
I wish I could take a screenshot of how things literally look from my eyeballs right now
It's like the drive of shame on fucking Christmas. Happy birthday Jesus
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