My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
i must have dtf stamped on my forehead
you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
it was the drunk execution of a sober decision, and its much more tasteful than the first mullet
I'm applying temporary tattoos with green beer, this is the life.
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
Nothing motivates a person to clean their apartment like puking up cheese ravioli beer-tequila chicken wings for eight hours.
I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
My sunday was babysitting three big, drunk, crying Swedes. Unless your day involved four or more giant drunk swedes I don't want to hear about it.
I wouldn't know what to do. You never really mentally prepare for a cactus getting thrown at your face.
You tipped the Uber driver extra for taking your phone away while you were drunk texting
At least you got some excitement going on, you got weed and might die tonight, I'm just sitting here bored as fuck.
Matt is trying to convince me that we have a deal where if I show him my tits he won't do cocaine. Apparently we shook hands on it?
how do you tell someone, in the most complimentary way possible, that they would make an excellent stripper?
Randomize
