he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
I was eating her out when she coughed, I just swallowed a bright red blood clot
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
It was honestly the most delicious alcohol I've ever drank, plus the added risk of going blind from methanol poisoning really enhanced the experience.
You screamed "she never feeds them anyway" and threw the fish tank off the 3rd floor balcony. Don't park on our side of the building.
He was the one that got away. From my vagina.
So a guy died and our dates revived him with CPR. Good night?
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
You FaceTimed me to show me he was sucking your tit
He put a doughnut around his dick and I ate it. What can I say. It was a good fucking night.
I just saw puke on the road at the same stoplight i threw up at sunday morning! Makes me smile inside.
I accidentally stubbed my dick
What does that even mean?
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