the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
I just hope my dad was drunk enough to not remember the whole convo we had about anal.
I am swimming in semen. He must have been holding it in for a special occasion.
Sorry you had to hear me puke. I didn't know I called you. Was it graceful?
He was carrying a rolled up carpet saying he was saving it for tomorrow's Walk of Fame.
I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
Did my good deed for the day.. Helped an old guy hide his beer on the NJ transit while the ticket lady came by
Apparently I was the fucked up drunk guy greeting people at the hotel in the lobby last night.
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
i turned around and there he was, right in my face. i was mid deep throat of a hot dog that i was eating with my hands and no bun. you win FSU, you win.
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
sorry for showing your butt to the bar
sorry for licking your cheek
Have you ever wanted to murder the Sun? To bring the life-giving fusion reactor to a bitter end because of the sheer agony it brings to your eyes as it keeps you awake. And for waking the birds. Fuck birds.
Yeah. I fucked her boyfriend, she knows, and she still wants to keep dating him. That's love.
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