Where are you?
In a non slutty way
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
My cousin just asked what abortion is. Happy Holidays.
he just fed my chickens on farmville...i guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex<3
Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
He got me coffee AND filled up my gas tank. He must've fucked another girl in my car..
Btw. Made out with a random kid at a frat. It's all good though. He invited us to his frat party tomorrow so yay! For having plans!
Oh man, buzzed lunch fridays almost got out of hand.
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
He came over to use the microwave, said he needed to heat up some urine.
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
I just saw someone dressed as a bear leave your house on a motorcycle. I guess you guys are having a good time.
When God made him he put all his talent in his dick. What he lacks in brain, he makes up for in loin.
Should I apologize to him for saying I wanted to punch him in the face as I was digging through the trash?
You wrapped yourself in tin-foil and told us you were Iron Man. I have pictures.
Randomize
