12 pack with dinner. Living by yourself is awesome.
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
By the way, I think my next facebook status update will read, "Aaron recently found out Vanessa's a screamer."
oh god.
it's not cheating when I paid for it
I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
Its like fucking yourself in the head with a weed strapon
That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of
I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
"Just cut me in half. Then take half of me home. And leave the other half here. Cuz I can't see."
Have you ever had to act sober and talk to an authority figure in a coconut bra? Because it is just as degrading as you would imagine.
DELETE THAT VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH THAT RUG NOW
I feel like a grown up and it scares me so I'm hiding out in the bathroom stall and messaging you
I cannot pick him out of a line up. I remember he is blonde and his half flaccid dick looks like gonzo. So unless he pulls down his pants I don't know who he is
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
Hypothetically speaking, if a girl asks you to fuck her wearing only your hockey helmet, is that socially acceptable?
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