just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
Today my mom told me "that's what worries me about you getting blacked out drunk... You don't look pretty"
I honestly can't remember your justification for putting peanut butter on your cell phone.
You kept trying to throw the grocery cart off the balcony.
Passed out mid cig in bed last night. Thank you cough for allowing me legal prescription hydrocodone.
The weed is temporarily burning the grammar section of my brain library.
Handcuffs are allowed in carry on luggage :) just checked
i told him I'd let him eat part of a weed cookie out of my cleavage, so he pulled over like a gentleman.
Well we did eat French fries lady-and-the-tramp style last night...
i need to start buying Plan B in bulk and leaving them at the door. I'm really sick of walking to CVS with my one-nighters
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
If youre worried about being stabbed, you probably shouldnt be there.
Do you think he’ll fall in love with me if I tell him I have a nickname for his penis
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