you started puking right when a nickelback song came on..it was epic
just rolled a joint with wrapping paper.. and you say i have no christmas spirit
He spent 6 hours at the ER after crashing a motorcycle and still came to the bar, Ofcourse I went home with him. He's my hero.
Leave it to us to have a family reunion in a bar bathroom
I want to break up with him.....but he has a george forman grill...like I need that
Don't talk about his dick. That's mine. There's a copyright on it. Use with permission
Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
He also gave me two gold stars for sex. On my nipples.
The hookup that almost was... Both partys too drunk to migrate to the other.... the universe has won this one.
That's why we don't trade sex for Taco Bell. It's called the dollar menu.
She is the Michael Jordan of blowjobs. Unfortunately, her baby sister is the Michael Jordan of baseball of blowjobs. It does not run in the family.
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
Look don't ask questions just know that one thing led to another and I have a shot glass stuck in my ass. I need your help!!!
Oh the sweet dreamless sleep of drugs
You? On what? Why?
Randomize
