so that wasnt chicken after all
Apparently you make a good broom.
Another night of drunkeness. Maybe I shouldn't have played death pong...
Didn't you just get a DUI last week?
Indeed I did but death didn't stop Jesus now did it
Oh and then this old man who saw it happen goes "don't do that"
Hahaha what a helpful old man. Like you thought it was normal to be spilling gas everywhere.
it was 5AM and you were field goal kicking solo cups into the sink
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
apparently i found nail polish and started playing a game i made up called "paint a nail, do a shot"
Do you know anything about the Easter basket sitting on my doorstep filled with porn and peeps?
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
Apparently from about 3-5AM I was consoling that crying stripper about her life choices.
I got kicked out of the bar for suggesting that the bartender drop her tits into my Redbull instead of the usual liquor
I vaguely remember making out with some dude. Please tell me he had all of his teeth.
your phone died, so you started bawling in the bar
yeah that sounds like me
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
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