I may or may not have just irish jigged at a bar. And broken out in a sweat from it. Not a good sign for that marathon yo.
I need to write the inventor of adderall a thank you note stapled to a copy of my degree
hotel security told us you walked into the hotel with blood all over your dress, weren't wearing any underwear and were escorted back by three men who were believed to be "homosexuals".
Being thankful with your family is one thing. Being thankful with your friends while getting drunk and smoking bowls while eating leftovers, priceless.
She's gone now. Left with the wind like a majestic leaf that just rides the invisible current to locations unknown. And dude, her friends were really hot.
I just blurted out "it's pretty tight isn't it"
I just had a dream that I was pulling you around downtown on a sled, from bar to bar. Dear lord if we start that there's no hope for us
We bought a hamster while completely stoned and 2 hours later returned it because your mother wouldnt let you bring it in her house. You cried. a lot.
Will i get arrested If i steal the salvatiion arny guys bell for ringing it to close to my hangover
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
Only you would have a vasectomy while you're awake and report on the soundtrack first
And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
he's had a change of heart. and besides, we could use a laugh.
oh, well, if you all need a good laugh, by all means endanger my life.
Everything is bullshit and I hate everyone
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
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