if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
goodnight i made you a song goodbye
Just heard her singing at the school concert... I am honored my penis was touched by those pipes
I went to go pee and found a strand of your hair wrapped around my penis.
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
How the fuck did you end up in a tree? With multiple people?
You were fucked up like a footballbat trying to eat gum off your shoe. And that wasn't even the nights lowest point.
You just squeezed a person out of you and I'm drunks at 2PM. Our lives got traded and you know it and you're jealous.
If we go out with the 22/23 year olds we should make t a double date. I don't want to endure the judging looks of the public as I rob the cradle alone.
I fucking love my neighbors. I offered him chocolate and somehow it turned into a sexual proposition.
i'm not saying you're gay. i'm just saying all my gay friends think you have a great ass.
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