I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
Come put a leash on your gf. She just challenged 8 cops to a wrestling match for 'tag team champion of the world'
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
battery dying...get laid and text me after...or during...its whatever.
someone wrote "the short drunk lives here" on our door. i already have a reputation
I got shot at today. If that doesn't get me at least a blow job I give up working on the south side
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
We had sex on a lawn chair while fireworks were going off last night. It was unavoidable that I got mosquito bites all over my ass
Well, maybe we can talk about it over a drink and some crushed up vicodin.
HE ASKED IF I HAD SIBLINGS WHEN I ASKED HIM TO LICK MY ASSHOLE
Woohoo! Instead of a pregnancy test you can buy me a burrito
I'm literally the definition of crunk, sunburnt, and dehydrated. I'm going to die tomorrow.
I'm not going to drink anymore, and on that note I'm not going to drink any less either, so I'll see you there. . .
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