I threw up into my coffee this morning.
Woke up to a bouquet of flowers in my toilet bowl. Drunk hubby loves me.
and thats when we got a drunken mammogram in the middle of cvs pharmacy
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
every facebook tagged picture of yours, you are either drinking, swimming or drunk in water
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
Matt. This is the manager of qdoba. Pick up the phone. Your friend needs you.
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
trying to figure out what happened last night by looking around the apartment.
naked man under the piano. THE PLOT THICKENS.
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
Oh yeah. I pretty much fucked the universes brains out lastnight. It was glorious.
I had one beer! ONE BEER! They took shots in mourning of my tolerance last night. My ability to drink is a joke.
Did you mean to say flashlight? Or did your grandpa really give you a fleshlight for your bday?
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
Dude. So. Much. Sex. Find a girl in her 30s. Now.
Randomize
