I'll bet she douches with gravy.
I think my plan to not drink this week was just ruined by my mothers discovery of the chat function on facebook
so what if he's got a new girlfriend. the guy i'm fucking has an english accent. i win.
I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
Sometimes I wonder why.. Then I realize I can't fool myself with that question bc we all know it's bc of his enormous dick
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
I think I may be stoned foreverrrrrrrrr. The earth has been around for a long time.
Or maybe my penis is just the key to their locked boxes of crazy, and I unleash their wrath upon all of mankind just so I can get my nut off
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
Just had a horrible realization. I've fucked a guy with a webbed foot AND a guy with a third nipple.
i know you're upset so i should probs be supportive but i've got nothing in that department. your life suuuuucks
the best part was at the strip club when he said he was "here to pick up my wife. she's up on stage.....wait that's my aunt". only in Ottawa.
My hands are stained pink. I look like I fisted a muppet.
As a heterosexual male nursing student, the odds are ever in my favor. My first semester has basically been The Horny Games. I've killed almost all of the competitors at this point.
Are you sure you found YOUR underwear?
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