She puked in the bank of America parking lot? Awesome.
Yeah, figured I'd deposit my check while we were there.
We're sending your burrito through the mail slot.
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
She tried to kill herself by taking a whole packet of panadol. I mean HELLO THAT'S ME EVERY SUNDAY MORNING.
i don't know. but im upstairs in the closet with a burger i found in their fridge
I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
Last thing I remember is beer bonging sangria. Dear God.
Can I steal her, take her home, and feed her only vodka?
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
Worst walk of shame man. They had a fire drill at 7am, had to walk out of her all girl dorm wearing my Everday I'm Hustling sweater
Apparently I'm a "fire hazard"
All I want is a hot dog on a Saturday at 2:19 is that to much to ask?!
There's a kitten on my face and I'm druuuunk
Im just drunk enough to admit that I miss Hannah Montana.
Looks like the opera singer hook up is paying off. Ran into the MILF from 407 and she said “your lady friend sounded like a very lucky girl.”
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