I cockslap morals
What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
She ordered a salad and a budweiser. I love her.
He walked in and put an x made out of tape on the floor. He then announced that he was going to pass out there. Cocky or strategic?
i was so worried that when his hands were down my pants he was going to find the weed i stole from him
I didn't know what to do with her so I just tied her to a bench.
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
Are you two whores ready for me to turn the light on so you can see what you came home with last night?
Also, thank you for letting me cry in your lap on the bathroom floor. I can't remember if I was clothed at that point, but if I wasn't, extra thank you.
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
Napping in front of family members can be embarrassing when you get a christmas boner in your sleep
He compared my ass to "a 13 year old track star's ass." Umm WTF? Is that supposed to be a compliment? And when I questioned boy or girl he said "either."
why is there glitter IN my vagina????
He let me share his family pack of hot pockets with him. Chivalry isn't dead after all.
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