I would kick you in the vagina but I'm afraid I would lose my shoe.
DON'T BE A PUSSY. ONLY 1/3 OF THE WORDS IN YOUR LAST TEXT WERE MISSPELLED, WHICH MEANS YOU NEED 2/3 MORE SHOTS.
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
I knew shit got real when the pinapple was gone and people were just passing around the core and gnawing on it.
Yea, remember to blow out the fire from flaming shots. Unless you want burnt lips. Just saying, I'm an example of ignorance and intoxication.
I think I broke a hole in her wall trying to do backflips
Too much alcohol and too many lesbians. I can officially say I have regrets now. At least that's something.
If I were you I'd use my green card to do more coke and less talking
Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
You declared war on your ex and then had sex with who you thought was her sister. No one knows who she was but we think your dick might be in danger.
HOLD ONTO YOUR PANTIES AND SAY GOODBYE TO THE REMAINDER OF YOUR INTEGRITY
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
Foreplay went from me being a bank teller and him a customer to us actually having to go to the bank so we would make rent
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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