You tied the party balloons to your nipple ring so that everyone would know you partied.
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
Wow, being the totally hot and slutty looking 30 year old lady on the dance floor does NOT necessarily mean that she has skills in bed.
I'd love to come and give you a massage, but we already duck taped my keys to the ceiling...
The google font looked peculiar last night, but then up close I realized it was just dry vomit.
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
The cop told you to put your hands behind your back and you slurred "I'm not falling for that again"
Think of it this way, instead of a puppy, we're getting a baby.
This Halloween will be different. I'm just here to get shitfaced, not troll around looking for slutty nun pussy.
There just aren't enough words in the English language to convey my deep and abiding love of your cock. So I am beefing up on my Portuguese.
My wife ladies and gentlemen! Love ya babe.
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
Everyone here knows me as 'that chick who will most likely steal your girlfriend'. My 99% success rate tells me this name is acceptable.
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.
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