when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
One can only hope that this night would end with my thumb in another humans rectum.
She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
I woke up locked in the bar...this has redefined partying.
just letting you know, you took a hit of the blunt while sleeping. happy birthday
I used to not like fucking fat girls but with her gut clapping against her boobs, its like a standing ovation ever time.
Ya I painted "STOP TRYING ANAL" on her headboard. I'm sick of listening to her whine through the wall and bitch the next day.
I am still sore from last night. I can't wait for you to meet my parents.
That bottle of wine took a part of my soul with it.
And the sky opened up and god said.... "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!!!!"
I have to take tonight off from shenanigans. My liver is planning a coup
I would pay to watch a Bravo special of you getting Botox.
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
The thing about pooping in the woods during hunting season is you never know if someone's watching you.
Who brings nunchucks to a funeral?
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