she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
I kept calling his name while we were having sex cuz i was so proud that i remembered it.
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
just tried to scoop ice cream with a steak knife. now in the emergency room with a the cab diver and the drag queen he picked up on the way. its gonna be a loooong day.
Omg have I shown you my skeezy ex fiancée?
The other one.
Next time, dont ever let me talk to a guy drunk, especially if I have class with him the next day
Who do you have class with??
The guy that pulled down his pants in the middle of the dance floor to show me his tattoo
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
It's a sad night when one of your friend texts you that she's going on a date with someone you know and then invites you to maybe have a drink after
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
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