therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
omg... punch me in the throat... I am about to lose my mind with my parents.. I'm not saying I agree with the menendez brothers.. but I understand
Being hungover naked and coloring my hair. I guess I am not naked I have black latex gloves on. Give me a call.
im coming over.
Judging by what's in the bathroom right now, I see you graced us with your presence last night.
Fact: Telling a guy he has erectile dysfunction doesn't solve the problem.
Idk who invented dominoes cheese steak pizza but I wanna lick their balls
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
Your rough animalistic sex sounds are disrupting my cocktail hour
Also that boy who jizzed in me wearing Cowboy boots and a plaid shirt snapped me at 4 am and said "I owe you a dinner. Sorry"
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
She walked up to me and whispered "I hope you're good at sex" and led me to the beach.
I hate waking up to a room that reeks of bad decisions...
He cut off part of his middle finger playing the knife game while singing The Knife Game Song at the top of his lungs. He also scream like a girl when his finger hit the floor and he realized he fucked up.
It's all fun and games until your mom recognizes your bootycall from 2018 as her attorney
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