So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
you're right. i am beautiful. like a May day. frolicking in a meadow of wildflowers. platinum in one hand. pipe in the other. that kind of beautiful.
Let's go dancing. I wanna sprain an ankle. And a labia. My labia or yours. I'm not picky.
Chick in the reindeer getup puked on Baby Jesus last night. But then she bought us all empanadas so she's cool.
Does being an adult mean drunkenly signing for your tax return from a foreign country? If so, I've reached adulthood.
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
Like, when both of your dads are drag queens you're bound to have some amazing Halloween makeup
Have you ever wanted to murder the Sun? To bring the life-giving fusion reactor to a bitter end because of the sheer agony it brings to your eyes as it keeps you awake. And for waking the birds. Fuck birds.
I collect Covid conspiracy theories like I collect Pokemon.
Randomize
